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Agenda for Class
7 on October 14
(Computers, the
Internet, and Society only)
(updated to include addition)
The following humorous (we hope) piece is from "The Compleat Computer"
by Dennie Van Tassel, pub by Science Research Associates 1976.
Daily Surveillance Sheet, 1987 From a Nationwide Data Bank
NATIONAL DATA BANK
DAILY SURVEILLANCE SHEET
CONFIDENTIAL
JULY 9, 1987
SUBJECT: DENNIE VAN TASSEL
UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA
SANTA CRUZ, CALF.
MALE
AGE 38
MARRIED
PROGRAMMER
PURCHASES:
| WALL STREET JOURNAL | .25 |
| BREAKFAST | 2.50 |
| GASOLINE | 6.00 |
| PHONE (328-1826) | .15 |
| PHONE (308-7928) | .15 |
| PHONE (421-1931) | .15 |
| BANK (CASH WITHDRAWAL) | (120.00) |
| LUNCH | 3.50 |
| COCKTAIL | 1.50 |
| LINGERIE | 26.95 |
| PHONE (369-2436) | .35 |
| BOURBON | 11.40 |
| NEWSPAPER | .25 |
***** COMPUTER ANALYSIS *****
OWNS STOCK (90 PERCENT PROBABILITY)
HEAVY STARCH BREAKFAST. PROBABLY OVERWEIGHT.
BOUGHT 6.00 GASOLINE. OWNS VW. SO FAR THIS WEEK HAS BOUGHT 14.00 WORTH
OF GASOLINE. OBVIOUSLY DOING SOMETHING BESIDES DRIVING 9 MILES TO WORK.
BOUGHT GASOLINE AT 7:57. SAFE TO ASSUME HE WAS LATE TO WORK.
PHONE NO. 328-1826 BELONGS TO SHADY LANE. SHADY WAS ARRESTED FOR
BOOKMAKING IN 1975.
PHONE NO. 308-7928. EXPENSIVE MEN'S BARBER - SPECIALIZES IN BALD MEN OR
HAIR STYLING.
PHONE NO. 421-1931. RESERVATIONS FOR LAS VEGAS (WITHOUT WIFE). THIRD
TRIP THIS YEAR TO LAS VEGAS (WITHOUT WIFE). WILL SCAN FILE TO SEE IF
ANYONE ELSE HAS GONE TO LAS VEGAS AT THE SAME TIME AND COMPARE TO HIS
PHONE NUMBERS.
WITHDREW 120.00 DOLLARS CASH. VERY UNUSUAL SINCE ALL LEGAL PURCHASES
CAN BE MADE USING THE NATIONAL SOCIAL SECURITY CREDIT CARD. CASH
USUALLY ONLY USED FOR ILLEGAL PURCHASES. IT WAS PREVIOUSLY RECOMMENDED
THAT ALL CASH BE OUTLAWED AS SOON AS IT BECOMES POLITICALLY POSSIBLE.
DRINKS DURING HIS LUNCH.
BOUGHT VERY EXPENSIVE LINGERIE. NOT HIS WIFE'S SIZE.
PHONE NO. 369-2436. MISS SWEET LOCKS.
PURCHASED EXPENSIVE BOTTLE OF BOURBON. HE HAS PURCHASED 5 BOTTLES OF
BOURBON IN THE LAST 30 DAYS. EITHER HEAVY DRINKER OR MUCH ENTERTAINING.
***** OVERALL ANALYSIS *****
LEFT WORK EARLY AT 4:00, SINCE HE PURCHASED BOURBON 1 MILE FROM HIS JOB
AT 4:10 (OPPOSITE DIRECTION FROM HIS HOME).
BOUGHT NEWSPAPER AT 6:30 NEAR HIS HOUSE. UNACCOUNTABLE 2.5 HOURS. MADE
3 PURCHASES TODAY FROM YOUNG BLONDES. (STATISTICAL 1 CHANCE IN 78.)
THEREFORE PROBABLY HAS WEAKNESS FOR YOUNG BLONDES.


